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Will AI replace Equity Research Vice President jobs? · Latest report #ix9gggpt
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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour financial models are just expensive spreadsheets waiting for better math.
Master of Excel, titan of the quarterly earnings call.
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help!youAI▸ EQUITYPREDICTOR V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
runs sentiment analysis on thousands of reports
You spend days building complex valuation models and writing long reports to justify stocks you already like.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a client why their favorite tech stock crashed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Bots pull earnings data faster than any junior associate can read.
Month 5
AI generates the first draft of your reports from raw variables.
Month 12
Algorithms replace your manual inputs with real-time market probability checks.
Month 16
Machine learning processes client reactions better than human intuition.
Year 2 · D-Day
The terminal output now renders your entire department redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
45000
Spreadsheet rows per day
1200
Hours spent on PowerPoints
99%
Percentage of reports ignored
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our market-prediction terminal.
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