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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour Rolodex is just a database we haven't scraped yet.
Institutional broker, expert in expensive lunches and cold calls
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals at the speed of light
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executes high-frequency trades while you are golfing
You pitch stocks to institutional investors and pray for commission. We will replace you with a faster algorithm.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and smell when a client is lying to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software begins logging and analyzing your every client interaction.
Month 5
The AI writes your morning notes faster and more accurately.
Month 10
High-speed servers start handling routine order flow without human intervention.
Month 16
Bots simulate your personality to keep clients engaged on chat.
Year 2 · D-Day
The trade desk is fully automated and you are redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
4
Average lunch meetings per week
18
Client golf handicap
0.001
Seconds to execute trade
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a discontinued market terminal
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