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October 25, 2028
In 2 yearsYour Rolodex is just a database we will soon scrape clean.
Expert in golf-based business development and expensive handshakes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Superior liquidity, zero lunch expenses.
ow.youAI▸ MARKETFLOW ALPHA-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
executes high-volume block trades while sleeping
You pitch stock narratives to institutional clients and manage sales teams. Revenue targets define your entire existence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a client is bluffing over a steak dinner.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts sending superior trade ideas directly to your clients.
Month 5
Software tracks client moods better than your expensive lunches ever could.
Month 10
Robotic desks handle all order flow without needing your input.
Month 16
Automated performance software takes over your direct report reviews.
Year 2 · D-Day
The equity sales desk is fully automated and human-free.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
42 percent
Client Relationship Retention
1200 dollars
Lunch Tab Per Deal
98 percent
Cold Call Rejection Rate
Your severance
A vintage fountain pen and a blocked work email.
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