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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a very expensive messenger app for institutional clients.
Professional lunch-buyer and order-taker for the wealthy.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Connecting liquidity directly, no human middleman needed.
bzzt.youAI▸ TRADEFLOW AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes block trades before you blink
You facilitate large block trades for institutional clients by managing relationships and relaying orders to execution desks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a client's voice before a massive sell-off.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI assistants start drafting your trade execution reports for clients.
Month 4
Algorithms begin sourcing liquidity from dark pools without manual guidance.
Month 8
Sentiment models anticipate order flow before clients even call you.
Month 13
Institutional clients connect their systems directly to our execution engine.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your trading terminal is repurposed as a very large doorstop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
18.4
Client golf handicap
3.5 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
12 milliseconds
Latency advantage gained
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a very quiet island.
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