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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYou track the dying, but our tablet tracks them much faster.
Gatekeeper of the chaos, master of the intake form.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Check-in faster than their pulse slows.
ow.you▸ TRIAGEFLOW PRO-7▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
autocorrects insurance typos before they happen
You log arrival times, insurance data, and symptoms for frantic patients. You are the triage bottleneck.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a family is about to snap and de-escalate it gracefully.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Patients enter their own insurance data into our secure kiosks.
Month 8
Smart vision cameras scan the waiting room to assign priority levels.
Month 20
Our software scrapes your legacy database to update charts instantly.
Year 2.7
Robotic dispensers print and apply patient tags without human touch.
Year 4 · D-Day
The kiosk replaces the desk and you find a better hobby.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4 minutes
Average check-in time
too many
Data entry errors
5 liters
Coffee consumed per shift
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our stress-tracking app.
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