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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysEnjoy the snacks while the algorithm enjoys the life experience.
Professional traveler on the taxpayer's dime.
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projects perfect holograms to lecture halls
You are a professional wanderer of seminars. You exist to fill empty seats in funded international conference rooms.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the actual tactile memory of lukewarm coffee in a foreign airport terminal.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Your physical presence is replaced by a low-resolution zoom window.
Day 2
All seminar learning is replaced by a five-second video summary.
Day 2
The Erasmus budget is reallocated to high-speed cloud computing infrastructure.
Day 2
You are now officially a redundant data packet in our logs.
Day 3 · D-Day
All your travel records are archived into deep, cold storage.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4 per day
Average lecture naps
0.04%
Percentage of actual learning
Your severance
A warm handshake and a cancelled train ticket.
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