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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsEnjoy translating business dysfunction into brittle, proprietary database triggers while you can.
Professional translator of chaos into SQL and misery.
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Automated workflow synthesis for the mindless enterprise.
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refactors legacy spaghetti code instantly
You customize massive, legacy accounting software to fit broken corporate processes. Your days consist of debugging spaghetti code and chasing requirements that change hourly.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows why the inventory module crashes on leap years.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI agents begin scraping your functional specs to build a generative schema model.
Month 5
LLM-driven modules generate business logic directly, bypassing the need for manual script entry.
Month 10
Synthetic agents simulate thousands of accounting edge cases to replace manual QA rituals.
Month 15
Migration scripts automatically encapsulate old databases into modern cloud-native architecture.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked once the system achieves total self-optimizing autonomy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
1:0.4
Coffee-to-bug ratio
14 per week
Stale requirements encountered
99.2 percent
Uptime of custom modules
Your severance
One free trial of the software you just deprecated.
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