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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour complex enterprise software pitch is just a math problem now.
Professional over-promiser of software implementation timelines.
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automates the entire procurement cycle overnight
You sell massive software suites by golfing with CEOs and sketching diagrams on whiteboards. The system is crumbling.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and know when to stop talking.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts sending perfectly timed messages to your leads.
Month 4
A bot generates custom video demos better than your presentation.
Month 8
Smart contracts handle the legal hurdles without a human lawyer.
Month 13
The algorithm adjusts quotes in real-time to maximize profit margins.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated and the bot assumes control completely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
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