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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou spend your day moving tickets to people who hate you.
Professional ticket-shuffler and ERP-patch enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated resolution without the human middleman.
bzzt.youAI▸ TICKETFLOW V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocloses tickets based on sentiment analysis
You manage helpdesk queues and ERP tickets to keep internal systems running for annoyed employees.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a user is lying about why they broke the system.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI starts auto-tagging your tickets by priority and urgency.
Month 3
Bots answer common ERP questions without needing a human.
Month 6
The system merges your queues into a single efficient pipeline.
Month 9
Machine learning handles the escalation paths for complex incidents.
Month 13 · D-Day
The entire service desk operation is fully automated and live.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.02 seconds
Average ticket routing time
44 percent
Human error rate
Zero days
ERP downtime handled
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Automation'.
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