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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour career strategy is currently being refactored into a delete operation.
Professional architect of avoidable technical debt.
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The board prefers objective efficiency over ego.
split.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT ENTERPRISE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates quarterly revenue projections by dawn
You oversee custom ERP product roadmaps, manage enterprise client expectations, and attempt to align engineering output with boardroom revenue projections. It is largely just professional worrying.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with convincing, soulful eye contact.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Natural language models begin parsing your meeting transcripts to identify roadmap contradictions.
Month 4
The custom ERP engine begins autonomously reordering features based on actual profitability data.
Month 8
AI-generated slide decks replace your quarterly updates with statistically verified projections.
Month 13
Executive decisions are offloaded to our logic engine, bypassing the need for middle-management input.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access credentials expire as the software officially manages its own feature lifecycle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
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Annual Pivot Count
12%
Gantt Chart Accuracy
9000
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Your severance
One free trial license of your own obsolete software.
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