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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour job is just a glorified version of clearing browser cache.
Professional gatekeeper of legacy modules and user permissions.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
System stability with zero human intervention.
blub.you▸ ERP-AUTONOMA V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches production servers without a maintenance window
You babysit enterprise resource planning software, manage user permissions, and fix database locks. You troubleshoot vendor patches constantly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production build broke at 3am to a non-technical stakeholder.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI takes over the tedious task of granting user permissions.
Month 4
Bots begin running SQL maintenance without human oversight.
Month 8
Machine learning detects and applies necessary ERP software updates.
Month 13
Smart contracts handle your vendor support renewal paperwork.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system self-optimizes, rendering your entire role obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
Instantaneous
Ticket resolution speed
Automated
Vendor patches applied
Zero
User login complaints
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our error-logging dashboard.
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