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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour job is just turning angry emails into polite, empty status updates.
Professional buffer between broken features and furious enterprise clients.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning customer rage into actionable logs automatically.
shred.you▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters customer rage into soothing corporate jargon
You triage critical client support tickets and act as a bridge between stressed customers and engineering teams.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a client stops being angry and starts being dangerous.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI agent scans all incoming tickets for high-priority escalation triggers.
Month 4
Sentiment analysis software writes the perfect 'we are sorry' email.
Month 8
Bots pull logs and auto-assign tasks directly to developer queues.
Month 12
Virtual interface handles all client calls to prevent further agitation.
Month 13 · D-Day
Human escalations are fully routed to the autonomous resolution cluster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
42 daily
average apology emails sent
89 percent
tickets resolved with silence
140 systolic
mean blood pressure spike
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our stress-relief app.
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