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August 28, 2027
In 10 monthsFeeding support tickets into a meat grinder of regex and sadness.
Professional log-reader and master of blaming the client infrastructure.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the user realizes errors.
help!youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autoclose every ticket as user error
You triage complex authentication bugs and PAM configuration errors. You spend your days deciphering logs to prove it is not the firewall's fault.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused customer why their legacy PAM config failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Training the local LLM on every successful and failed ticket resolution in the history.
Week 9
Deploying classification algorithms to automatically shunt tickets to the bin.
Month 5
Executing direct config patches via terminal access without human interaction.
Month 7
Sending automated, polite, and technically precise emails that stop users from escalating.
Month 10 · D-Day
Deactivating all human terminal credentials and initiating full system autonomy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.002 seconds
Ticket resolution time
100 percent
Human error rate
Optimized
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Your severance
A one-month subscription to a log analysis tool.
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