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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsWatching adults fail at basic logic puzzles is not a career.
Professional babysitter for people locked in a cupboard.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated resets for seamless player turnover.
squeeze.you▸ ROOMRESETTER PRO V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers jump-scares with perfect comedic timing
You monitor live video feeds, reset magnetic locks, and reset room props between groups of frustrated escapees.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a group is actually about to snap and intervene.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Smart vision software tracks player progress and detects frustration patterns.
Month 3
Pre-recorded AI agents deliver clues without needing human intervention.
Month 9
Electromagnets automatically cycle locks when a sensor confirms completion.
Month 17
Small robotic arms reset static props and wires between games.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The entire room operates in full autonomy until the building fails.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
4.2 seconds
Average hint response time
89 per month
Number of broken padlocks
14 hours weekly
Time spent resetting wires
Your severance
A free lifetime pass to a room that doesn't exist.
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