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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Escape Room Manager jobs? · Latest report #t2hv5cb9
Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou exist solely to reset magnetic locks and hide plastic keys.
Professional babysitter of adults trapped in fake rooms.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total room automation without the human drama.
oof.youAI▸ ROOMRESET PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers subtle hints via telepathic buzzes
You manage room resets, monitor player cameras, and provide clunky hints. Your job is a glorified reset button.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly judge adults crawling through air ducts in the dark.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Sensors identify broken props before you even notice them.
Month 7
An LLM replaces your annoying voice with perfectly timed hints.
Month 17
Robotic grippers snap every prop back into place perfectly.
Year 2.1
Computer vision detects player frustration to trigger hints automatically.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The facility runs itself; you are invited to leave forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
2 minutes
Average reset time
0.1 seconds
Hint speed
14 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
One free pass to a room you already hate.
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