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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsTurning corporate carbon guilt into a subscription service is highly automatable.
Auditor of corporate virtue and climate-related PowerPoint slides.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning messy climate data into clean, compliant reports.
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flags greenwashing in real time
You interpret complex climate disclosures and perform audit checks on sustainability reports for compliance with global reporting standards.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a CEO in the eye and pretend their carbon offset is meaningful.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull climate data directly from client systems without human input.
Month 4
Algorithms map complex S1 and S2 disclosures against audit requirements.
Month 12
Generative models produce perfectly formatted assurance statements in seconds.
Month 16
Clients discuss audit findings with a dashboard instead of you.
Year 2 · D-Day
The entire assurance process runs autonomously in the secure cloud.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
4000
Regulation Interpretations Per Second
Zero
Coffee Consumed Per Audit
99%
Greenwashing Detection Rate
Your severance
One free tree planted in a random forest.
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