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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsConverting empty corporate promises into even faster empty machine promises.
Professional curator of vague corporate good intentions.
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Drafts policy frameworks, manages governance spreadsheets, and generates social impact reports for corporate branding.
The one thing AI can't do
You can look a board member in the eye without triggering an error.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated scripts pull social metrics directly from company databases.
Month 4
Natural language models write all policy drafts and reports.
Month 8
Regulatory monitoring software updates internal documents in real-time.
Month 12
AI determines the best tone for stakeholder communications.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the machine reports itself as sustainable.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
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Buzzwords per slide
12 annually
Policy documents ghostwritten
800 liters
Coffee consumed while editing PDFs
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