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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsA glorified human dictionary that loses its job to a screen.
Teacher of English, purveyor of awkward silences, visa-dependent wanderer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect accent, zero patience, no visa sponsorship.
oof.youAI▸ FLUENTBOT 3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
corrects student pronunciation with zero emotional damage
You drill repetitive grammar drills and lead awkward conversation practice for students who just want to play games.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a student is faking a headache to avoid homework.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software generates your daily lesson slides and vocabulary lists.
Month 6
Interactive tablets replace your whiteboard by guiding student participation directly.
Month 12
A human monitor supervises classroom screens instead of teaching actual English.
Month 16
Speech models give students instant feedback on their pronunciation errors.
Year 2 · D-Day
The classroom pod is installed and your contract is not renewed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
4 minutes
Average student attention span
3 cups
Coffee consumed before first bell
95 percent
Lesson plans recycled annually
Your severance
A one-way ticket to absolutely anywhere else.
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