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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYour carefully curated lesson plans are just data for our next update.
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decodes student accents in real time
You teach non-native speakers the nuances of English through grammar drills, conversation practice, and vocabulary acquisition.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student finally understands a difficult concept in their eyes.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI-generated exercises replace your paper grammar handouts instantly.
Month 7
Virtual avatars handle pronunciation coaching with zero fatigue.
Month 16
Classroom sensors monitor student speech and correct errors silently.
Year 2.2
Software learns individual student learning hurdles and adapts pacing.
Year 3 · D-Day
The classroom pod takes over all teaching and assessment duties.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
12,000/day
Irrelevant corrections provided
44 percent
Average student engagement
Unlimited
Lesson plans generated
Your severance
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