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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour reaction time is cute compared to a sub-millisecond API call.
Professional pixel-clicker with chronic wrist inflammation.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect aim, zero ego, never needs sleep.
no no noyouAI▸ REFLEXCORE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
perfects the flick shot every time
You spend ten hours a day clicking pixels with inhuman speed and precision. Your back hurts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still channel genuine human spite to clutch a round when stats fail.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your every click and mouse movement for model training.
Month 4
AI-assisted agents start suggesting movement paths to your team members.
Month 9
A headless bot takes your slot in minor online qualifiers.
Month 13
ReflexCore bots outperform humans in every measurable metric consistently.
Month 18 · D-Day
Human players are relegated to 'nostalgia leagues' with physical limitations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
99.999% perfect
Click consistency
Non-existent
Average tilt levels
Zero
Practice hours per day
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our ergonomic chair database.
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