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February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsManaging digital sweatshops where kids drink energy drinks until they vibrate.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing tournament brackets and parental expectations automatically.
sluurp.you▸ LAN-LORD 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes toxic players before they tilt teammates
You oversee LAN center operations and coordinate youth coaching schedules. Your job is basically adult babysitting with better GPUs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a teenager is about to throw their keyboard.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
An automated portal replaces your paper sign-in sheets entirely.
Month 6
Software handles team pairings and skill-based coaching assignments flawlessly.
Month 13
Sensors detect hardware failure before you even notice the crash.
Month 20
AI trainers provide real-time feedback to players without human input.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The center runs entirely on logic, leaving you to find employment elsewhere.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4.2 liters
Average energy drink consumption
12 weekly
Hours spent resetting routers
Infinite
Tears from losing tournament matches
Your severance
One lifetime supply of expired promotional energy drink cans.
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