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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a hype man for pixels that don't need introductions.
Professional hype machine and accidental shout-caster.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite hype, zero vocal cord fatigue.
help!youAI▸ VOXPOPULI-7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers seamless play-by-play in twelve languages
You scream into microphones during game matches. You pad airtime with filler until the server kills the lobby.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a crowd is about to erupt before it happens.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your voice patterns are ingested into the broadcast model.
Month 3
Real-time game data begins dictating your talking points.
Month 6
AI-generated commentary replaces your analysis during slow match moments.
Month 10
The broadcast runs entirely on predictive models without human input.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your microphone is permanently unplugged and given to the intern.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.5%
112db
Average decibels per match
4,800
Seconds spent saying nothing
12%
Incorrect player name rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of throat lozenges and silence.
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