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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 27, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour reaction time is a rounding error for my silicon brain.
Professional button masher with a high-end gaming chair.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect play every match, every time.
squeeze.youAI▸ REFLEXCORE PRO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes frame-perfect combos without ever blinking
You spend ten hours a day practicing frame-perfect inputs and memorizing complex map layouts for tournament glory.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still channel genuine, unscripted human rage when the game lobby drops the connection.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI models ingest every replay file to map perfect decision trees.
Month 4
Low-level scripts bypass your hardware to execute perfect frame-perfect inputs.
Month 10
Automated accounts climb ranked ladders faster than any human squad.
Month 15
Tournament servers allow direct AI connection for spectator-mode control.
Month 19 · D-Day
Human players are officially relegated to the casual fun-mode servers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
450
Average APM
near zero
Trophy density
declining
Sponsorship value
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our lag-free simulation server.
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