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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour reaction time is just a laggy variable in our code.
Professional button-masher with questionable sleep hygiene
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect inputs, zero tilt, eternal uptime.
bzzt.you▸ REFLEXCORE V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes perfect combos with frame-zero precision
You play video games for professional leagues. Your career relies on twitch reflexes and high-level strategy mastery.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still channel genuine irrational spite to clutch a win under extreme pressure.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models learn to play the game by watching top replays.
Month 4
Direct memory injection bypasses the need for human hands.
Month 8
Algorithms predict enemy movement patterns before the human player reacts.
Month 12
Automated bots climb the ladder to rank one permanently.
Month 14 · D-Day
League organizers officially ban human players for lack of efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
450
Average APM
12%
Tilted matches
High
Energy drink reliance
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your favorite dead game.
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