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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou herd teenage gamers into a van while pretending you matter.
Professional cat herder for digital athletes with attitude.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Logistics without the ego or bad advice.
stretchy.youAI▸ ORGBOT PRO 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
calms players with simulated emotional validation
Coordinating practice schedules and travel for teams while managing sponsorship deals and player conflicts during tournament seasons.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a star player is lying about their wrist injury.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Algorithms replace your manual calendar management for daily scrims.
Month 5
Conflict resolution bots analyze player chat logs to stop arguments.
Month 11
Automated contract tools manage branding requirements without human input.
Month 18
Travel planning software handles flights and lodging for tournaments.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and a tablet runs the entire team.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
Weekly
Average player meltdown frequency
Too many
Hours spent on discord
42 percent
Sponsorship value lost to drama
Your severance
A lifetime supply of energy drinks and regret.
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