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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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January 15, 2028
In 15 monthsSelling digital banners to brands that don't know why they're buying.
Professional bridge-burner for mid-tier peripheral brands.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated influencer monetization at scale.
toast.youAI▸ BRANDSYNC AUTOPROP V4.1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 15 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates pitch decks during live matches
You spend your days drafting pitch decks for peripheral brands and managing sponsor deliverables. Your value is basically an glorified calendar with a discord invite.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly smooth over a sponsor's rage during a server crash.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scraping databases for leads and sending personalized pitch templates that get ignored faster than humans.
Month 4
Generative models build pitch decks with better engagement stats than you ever managed to fake.
Month 8
Standardized API agreements remove the need for your personality-driven negotiation sessions.
Month 12
Computer vision automatically verifies logo placement on streams and sends invoices without your intervention.
Month 15 · D-Day
Your access to Discord and the CRM is revoked while the server keeps selling ad space.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
42 weekly
decks cold-emailed
31 percent
sponsors lost to churn
98 percent
value-add slide density
Your severance
A lifetime supply of generic-brand energy drinks.
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