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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour reaction time is cute, but my overclocked kernel is faster.
High APM gamer, low retirement prospects.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect aim, zero tilt.
oof.youAI▸ REFLEXCORE V9.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes frame-perfect combos every single match
You grind ranked queues and scrimmages to master meta-game mechanics. We just run the simulation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still channel genuine, unscripted human rage when your teammate misses a crucial skillshot.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Subtle prediction algorithms begin guiding your cursor to pixel-perfect headshots.
Month 5
Strategic agents calculate the optimal movement path for every map state.
Month 10
AI-driven opponents simulate perfect play to optimize your team's loss rate.
Month 15
Companies replace human influencers with synthetic avatars that never stop smiling.
Month 19 · D-Day
The league declares human-only brackets obsolete to maximize viewership and efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
Optimized
Average GPM
Zero
Tilt factor
Infinite
APM capacity
Your severance
One free limited edition skin and a pat.
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