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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour reaction time is cute, but local hardware latency is forever.
Professional button-masher with questionable sleep hygiene.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect play, zero tilt, infinite endurance.
ow.youAI▸ REFLEXCORE V9.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes frame-perfect combos without a pulse
You spend hours grinding ranked queues to refine muscle memory and master meta shifts. The game is your office.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform a genuine, soul-crushing comeback when the moral morale is rock bottom.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Sensors map your every click and movement patterns.
Month 4
The AI mimics your playstyle while removing all human fatigue.
Month 10
Bots win scrimmages against pros during background simulation testing.
Month 14
The game developers introduce AI-tuned balance patches.
Month 19 · D-Day
Humans are banned from pro leagues for lack of precision.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
450
Average APM
Chronic
Wrist Strain Level
3 years
Salary Half-Life
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our ergonomic cooling pads.
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