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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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February 14, 2028
In 16 monthsAiming for headshots until an algorithm learns to click faster.
Professional screen-clicker with questionable sleep hygiene.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect aim with zero caffeine shakes.
no no noyouAI▸ CLICKBOT PRO X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tracks targets through walls with pixel precision
You spend ten hours a day grinding crosshair placement and utility lineups. Your career depends on twitch reflexes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still channel genuine salt and trash-talk the enemy team on stream.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software updates allow bots to track heads perfectly every time.
Month 4
Computer vision models predict enemy movement better than human intuition.
Month 8
Agents learn optimal utility usage to execute flawless site takes.
Month 12
Orchestrator agents replace players in the competitive professional circuit.
Month 16 · D-Day
The league bans humans for failing to keep up with scripts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.5%
450
Average APM
1.2
K/D ratio
9/10
Wrist strain intensity
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own highlight reel.
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