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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour ability to feign enthusiasm for damp basements is officially outdated.
Professional gatekeeper of overpriced semi-detached housing stock.
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Closing deals while you sleep.
stretchy.youAI▸ PROPPROPHET V3▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters buyers by emotional volatility
You oversee property listings, handle buyer negotiations, and juggle staff targets in a dying high street office.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a seller is lying about their non-existent plumbing issues.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms write better property lies than your overworked interns.
Month 5
Robot arms and codes replace the fumbling with key safes.
Month 12
AI models set listing prices with actual market data.
Month 20
Bots handle buyer haggling without getting emotionally invested.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The branch office closes, leaving only a digital interface.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
94 percent
Average false optimism
12:1
Coffee-to-commission ratio
4 hours
Time spent ignoring emails
Your severance
A branded pen and a very firm handshake.
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