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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsSelling houses using human charm is just high-stakes lying to strangers.
Professional door opener and master of the vague answer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without the awkward small talk.
pop?you▸ PROPRIETY-BOT 3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters bad leads before they speak
You show houses to potential buyers and deal with their endless, repetitive questions about square footage and price.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a buyer is actually ready to sign despite the cold feet.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors and software handle all your incoming viewing requests instantly.
Month 5
High-res cameras allow buyers to tour homes from their own couches.
Month 10
Data models set listing prices without your human gut feeling errors.
Month 15
Robotic locks grant entry to pre-screened buyers without you being there.
Month 21 · D-Day
The agency moves to a fully digital platform with zero human involvement.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
14
Average lies per viewing
400 hours
Time spent nodding
900 gallons
Coffee consumed while waiting
Your severance
A branded pen and a very firm handshake.
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