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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling overpriced shacks with a fake smile is surprisingly easy to automate.
Professional gatekeeper of damp, overpriced Victorian conversions.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without the empty enthusiasm.
squeeze.you▸ PROPTRADE-OS 4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters bad buyers out in milliseconds
You facilitate property viewings, negotiate closing prices, and navigate chain collapses to secure commission checks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a buyer about the neighbours with genuine emotional warmth.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and AI write better, less honest property descriptions automatically.
Month 6
Bots coordinate house access through smart locks without any human intervention.
Month 13
Algorithms track solicitor progress to prevent chains from falling apart.
Year 1.9
High-fidelity scans allow buyers to view homes from their couches.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The entire transaction process completes without ever involving a human.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
100%
Average commission lost
4 per day
Coffee cups consumed
12 daily
Lies told about sunlight
Your severance
One free key-fob and a branded polo shirt.
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