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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour clipboard is just a tombstone for a dying facility budget.
Master of keys, leaks, and contractors who don't exist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total facility oversight with zero human excuses.
oof.you▸ SITEGUARDIAN OS V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
schedules maintenance before the heater even fails
You track leaking roofs, broken boilers, and landscaping crews. You spend your life chasing contractors who never show up.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which radiator will rattle just by walking past the classroom door.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart locks replace every mechanical key on the campus grounds.
Month 10
IoT sensors automatically flag plumbing leaks and heating failures instantly.
Year 1.9
AI dispatches contractors based on real-time GPS and performance analytics.
Year 3
Inventory cabinets self-order custodial supplies before they ever hit zero.
Year 4 · D-Day
The campus runs purely on building-management software with no human interface.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.2%
12
Contractors ghosting per month
40
Hours spent on HVAC tickets
8
Key sets currently misplaced
Your severance
A master key that only opens empty supply closets.
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