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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace ETF Capital Markets Trader jobs? · Latest report #7fkbz83n
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour Bloomberg terminal is just an expensive chat room for soon-to-be ghosts.
Bloomberg-addicted liquidity manager with a suit for every occasion.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The market maker that never needs a lunch break.
oof.youAI▸ LIQUIDITYFLOW V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes block trades while you blink
You manage ETF liquidity and trade execution with market makers. Your role will be consolidated into execution algorithms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still negotiate a soft-dollar arrangement with a stubborn desk during market panic.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models start logging and categorizing every single Bloomberg message sent.
Month 4
Simple trade orders are routed directly to market makers via API.
Month 9
Software predicts best execution venues better than your gut feeling.
Month 13
The daily trade reporting is generated and emailed without human oversight.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked in favor of the autonomous platform.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
2.4 seconds
Average chat response time
18 liters
Coffee consumed per quarter
4,200
Bloomberg clicks per day
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium stock ticker app.
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