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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour lunch meetings are just glorified data entry with expensive wine.
Professional lunch attendee and occasional slide deck enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The client relationship without the expensive steak.
ow.youAI▸ CAPMARKET-AGENT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters client emails through market sentiment models
You explain ETF structures and capital market liquidity to clients. You essentially serve as a human brochure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a client is lying to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your call notes are instantly transcribed and logged by AI.
Month 5
Clients prefer asking the bot over calling your mobile.
Month 10
Automated systems handle all ETF collateral and client emails.
Month 15
The AI handles routine check-ins with 90 percent of clients.
Month 21 · D-Day
The remaining client relationships are offloaded to our server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
200 yearly
Client golf-course hours
4 per day
Coffee consumption
near zero
Relationship value-add
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your favorite golf course app.
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