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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling funds to people who only want your lunch invitations.
Professional lunch-enjoyer and PowerPoint presentation enthusiast.
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Data-driven distribution for the modern fund.
help!youAI▸ FUNDFLOW PRO 4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates commission structures for advisor networks
You pitch asset allocation models to financial advisors and manage high-net-worth institutional relationships over expensive steak dinners.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows which advisor prefers red wine over steak.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your CRM syncing begins feeding our predictive lead scoring model.
Month 5
Interactive avatars replace your live pitches to financial advisor groups.
Month 10
Smart bots manage advisor meeting requests without human administrative friction.
Month 15
AI-driven engagement emails handle all follow-ups after your lunch meetings.
Month 19 · D-Day
Personal touch is retired in favor of high-frequency asset allocation targeting.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
$145
Average lunch cost
4.2
Coffee meetings daily
12%
Prospect conversion rate
Your severance
A final steak dinner on the company expense account.
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