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Will AI replace Ethical Consultant jobs? · Latest report #qury6g9b
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou sell moral clarity, but your clients just want an alibi.
Professional overthinker, logic enjoyer, impending tax write-off.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying morality with zero human hesitation.
splat.you▸ ETHICSAUDIT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers automated moral panic in boardrooms
You review corporate policies for hidden biases and ethical risks. You write lengthy reports that everyone ignores.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still detect the precise moment a CEO starts lying to themselves.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your internal policies and past reports are uploaded into the model.
Month 4
Routine queries are handled by basic LLM-based decision trees.
Month 8
Software flags ethical risks in real-time before you see them.
Month 12
AI writes all your reports faster than you can type them.
Month 14 · D-Day
The client replaces your salary with a low-cost subscription API.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
Zero
Conflicts of interest found
Under 3%
Reports actually read
Thousands
Philosophical paradoxes ignored
Your severance
A PDF copy of Marcus Aurelius and a block.
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