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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYour boutique rodent operation is just a manual supply chain waiting.
Amateur geneticist, full-time cleaner of cedar shavings.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect genetics at scale without the soul.
bzzt.youAI▸ RODENT-GEN 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
perfects genetic expression without human error
You track genetic lineage, maintain sterile environments, and monitor health daily. Automation will optimize these biological cycles faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the subtle behavioral changes in a colony that signal illness.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors monitor cage humidity and temperature around the clock.
Month 5
Conveyor systems deliver nutrient-dense food pellets to each unit.
Month 13
Arm-mounted scrubbers sanitize environments without human intervention.
Year 2.1
Algorithms predict breeding outcomes and select ideal pairs.
Year 3 · D-Day
Fully automated hatcheries run autonomously without any breeder supervision.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
0.002%
Genetic variance error
$0.04
Daily feed cost
Zero
Manual handling risk
Your severance
A lifetime supply of high-grade cedar wood bedding.
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