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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsReplacing the human mirror with an algorithm that never feels guilty.
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calculates moral absolutes in six nanoseconds
You generate vague moral guidelines for algorithms. We are automating the generation and enforcement of those same guidelines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific human performance of looking concerned while ignoring blatant danger.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors ingest your past memos to pattern-match future ethical stances.
Week 7
LLMs generate your policy documents in a fraction of the time.
Month 3
AI agents simulate your consensus-building feedback in digital boardrooms.
Month 5
Moral algorithms begin enforcing rules without human bureaucratic delays.
Month 6 · D-Day
The committee is officially replaced by an automated policy engine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per meeting
12 weekly
Hours spent debating definitions
99 percent
Ethical dilemmas avoided
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