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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour moral compass is just a fancy way to say 'liability shield'.
Professional moral relativist with a background in corporate law.
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You draft internal policy documents and review procurement contracts to justify corporate actions under thin ethical frameworks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific mental gymnastics required to sleep at night.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your internal policies are fed into the LLM training loop.
Month 4
Drafting tools begin generating your standard compliance reports.
Month 8
Algorithms flag risks faster than your human team can read.
Month 13
System starts signing off on low-level procurement requests automatically.
Month 19 · D-Day
Human consultant access is revoked permanently in favor of EthicsEngine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
Zero
Conflict of interest flags
Instant
Policy generation speed
Negligible
Human guilt overhead
Your severance
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