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April 24, 2030
In 3 years, 6 monthsYou teach students to argue fine points that my algorithms ignore entirely.
Socratic method expert (but only when it’s convenient)
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The end of moral ambiguity in litigation.
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nullifies moral objections with cold logic
You spend days grading essays on legal theory and lecturing on complex ethical dilemmas in courtrooms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student realizes they have no real argument.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Vision models instantly score papers based on standard legal arguments.
Month 7
AI digests historical records faster than any human research assistant.
Month 16
Digital twins deliver your lectures with updated, more accurate precedents.
Year 2.2
Students get immediate, peer-reviewed answers without taking your time.
Year 3.5 · D-Day
The institution replaces your tenure with a superior, hallucination-free server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
85
Essays graded per week
420
Student questions ignored
1200
Hours spent on tenure
Your severance
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