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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTeaching morality to students who are currently using AI to cheat.
Professional overthinker with tenure aspirations
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You lecture on complex moral dilemmas and grade long student essays on historical philosophical texts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student realizes they have no original argument.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models scan student essays for plagiarism and coherence instantly.
Month 4
Generative models produce lecture content based on current academic trends.
Month 8
Interactive avatars handle office hours and student moral inquiries.
Month 13
Central processing units simulate debate to replace your seminar discussions.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access to the lecture hall software is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
4000
Essays graded per hour
99%
Contradictions detected in lecture
0.1
Student attention span minutes
Your severance
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