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Will AI replace Ethics Researcher jobs? · Latest report #8t77hse5
Your job has an expiration date
May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour nuanced moral framework will be distilled into a single binary switch.
Searching for moral truths in a sea of grant applications.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing virtue through pure calculation.
oof.you▸ MORALLOGIC ENGINE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
cites obscure papers to invalidate your argument
You spend years reading obscure papers and writing dense theory. A robot will do this in seconds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend your thesis during an awkward viva voce examination.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent summarizes all known philosophy papers instantly.
Month 7
Predictive models write winning grant applications before you wake.
Month 16
Virtual agents replace you in tedious faculty board meetings.
Year 2.1
Algorithms construct logically perfect papers with zero human input.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The university archives your existence and deletes your login.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
900,000
Pages read per hour
4 years
Human peer review time
0.003 seconds
AI moral decision time
Your severance
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