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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning complex energy trades into expensive, broken spreadsheet macros.
Senior Excel-shuffler and architect of legacy spaghetti logic.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mapping energy assets without the human cost.
bzzt.you▸ TRADEFLOW-LOGIC V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconciles entire daily trading books in seconds
You map energy trading workflows to software and fix data integration errors between trading desks and accounting systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the data integration failed to a furious trader at 4am.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI agents begin reading and replicating your manual SQL mapping scripts.
Month 4
System logic is moved from Excel into a cloud-native database environment.
Month 8
Smart agents interview users to define needs without your translation layer.
Month 13
Algorithms detect and resolve trade sync errors without human intervention.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system fully optimizes trade workflows and disconnects your workstation access.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
78 percent
Billable hours spent on bugs
42 active
Spreadsheet tabs opened
12 daily
ETRM vendor emails ignored
Your severance
One free subscription to the platform that replaced you.
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