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April 24, 2030
In 3 years, 6 monthsPolicy drafting is just autocorrect for bureaucrats with expensive travel budgets.
Professional negotiator of red tape and expensive dinners.
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Bureaucracy, but without the lunch breaks.
glub.youAI▸ DIPLOMAT-OS 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
neutralises political dissent via data-driven consensus
You draft complex regulations and negotiate cross-border directives while attending endless committee meetings in Brussels.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and know when a compromise is secretly a trap.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI summarises thousands of pages of policy jargon for you.
Month 6
Algorithms predict voting outcomes before you even enter the room.
Month 15
Negotiation agents agree on amendments while you are sleeping.
Year 2.2
A screen replaces your physical seat in committee meetings.
Year 3.5 · D-Day
The entire commission runs on a single server cluster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4.2
Directives drafted per month
90 mins
Average lunch duration
Infinite
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.
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