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Will AI replace EU Policy Advisor jobs? · Latest report #2abfvftx
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour draft policy is currently being rewritten by a better prompt.
Expert at turning 'no' into 'maybe' by next Tuesday.
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Merging interests without the coffee addiction.
toast.youAI▸ CONSENSUSBOT PRIME▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
neutralizes dissent with perfectly balanced legalese
You draft legislation, analyze impact reports, and negotiate compromises between member states. Your existence is mostly endless consensus-building.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a diplomat is lying about their red lines in a meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI begins scanning thousands of existing policy documents for patterns.
Month 5
Language models start generating initial drafts for routine amendments.
Month 10
Software models predict voting outcomes based on national interests.
Month 15
Bots handle initial stakeholder outreach and feedback collection automatically.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system issues policy papers faster than any human committee could.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
8 per day
Average cups of coffee
42 weekly
Hours spent in meetings
112 versions
Drafts per finalized policy
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-lobbying retirement village.
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