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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour draft policy won't survive the first automated amendment cycle.
Professional Brussels corridor navigator and position paper architect.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated lobbying without the expensive lunches.
ow.youAI▸ LEGISCAN-EU 7.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters regulatory noise into immediate action items
You track legislative proposals and write position papers to influence European Union regulatory outcomes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a compromise is secretly dying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms track all new legislative proposals in real-time.
Month 4
Language models generate position papers using established NGO talking points.
Month 8
Virtual agents participate in public consultations to express programmed views.
Month 13
Automated messaging platforms bypass human assistants to reach policy staff.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full control over the organizational legislative agenda.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
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Drafts written daily
6
Hours in meetings
8 cups
Coffee intake
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a defunct policy newsletter.
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