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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsTranslating bureaucratic jargon into slightly less boring bureaucratic jargon is finished.
Expert in turning grant money into passive-aggressive newsletters.
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Automated reporting for the modern bureaucrat.
splat.you▸ EUROCOMM AUTOMATOR 3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates thousands of compliant project reports
You draft newsletters for European projects and manage social media channels to satisfy reporting requirements for EU grants.
The one thing AI can't do
You can genuinely pretend to be excited about a rural development project in Slovenia.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your manual drafting is replaced by templates that never miss deadlines.
Month 3
System pulls data directly from project logs to fill reports.
Month 7
Language models write your newsletters faster than you can blink.
Month 12
Bots automatically post project updates to all required platforms.
Month 13 · D-Day
The EU replaces all human communication roles with automated streams.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
42
Acronyms invented per week
0.04%
Newsletter open rate
1200
EU compliance forms filed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of Brussels-approved stationery.
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