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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsTurning endless bureaucratic grant applications into perfectly efficient automated rejections.
Professional cat-herder of European academic researchers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning red tape into straight lines.
split.youAI▸ GRANTGENIUS NEXUS 4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters infinite grant eligibility criteria instantly
You track grant deadlines, wrangle consortium partners, and fill out endless compliance forms for European funding programs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain the illogical internal politics of a five-nation academic research consortium.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull project data directly from partner research dashboards.
Month 6
Software agents automatically fill your standard EU compliance reports.
Month 13
Smart agents handle all routine inquiries from your consortium partners.
Month 21
The system generates instant, flawless audit defense documentation.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The system assumes full management of all project life cycles.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
99.9 percent
Grant compliance accuracy
200x faster
Report generation speed
High
Human error rate
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-EU research hub.
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