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Will AI replace EU TTF Gas Trader jobs? · Latest report #spubj569
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December 20, 2027
In 13 monthsYou bet on weather while a server does it for free.
Betting on Dutch gas while watching the screen melt.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Trading gas faster than your nervous system.
squeeze.youAI▸ MARKETMELT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes arbitrage trades before you blink
You monitor TTF price fluctuations and execute hedging strategies based on supply volatility and geopolitical storage levels.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the sheer panic in the room before the price actually shifts.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart bots ingest market feeds faster than your terminal can refresh.
Month 4
AI models ingest meteorological data to forecast demand spikes automatically.
Month 8
The system executes trade orders instantly based on pre-defined volatility rules.
Month 12
Trading protocols remove the requirement for human verification of market orders.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your terminal is unplugged and the desk is turned into storage.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Excessive
Average caffeine intake
400 milliseconds
Latency advantage
Statistically negligible
Market impact
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm office coffee.
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